Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
Once you know all the lyrics to La Vie Boheme you know that shit for LIFE.
fun date idea: pay for my tattoo
Favourite books of John Green - Last quotes
"I took this man’s hand and we ran down that hallway."
A Bunch of Dads Singing Little Mermaid Because Having Daughters Made Them Memorize It
Says Patrick Quinn, co-creator of this video of dads (and some uncles) belting out “Part of Your World” because they all know the words so why not:
Once you have a daughter, no matter how tough, thuggish, or introverted you might be, you’re going to play princess with reckless abandon in front of others knowing that if anyone sees you they’re going to understand. Especially if that someone is another dad.
can’t wait to drink sweaters and wear pumpkin spice lattes!!! I LOVE FALL!!!!!
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog